cannibalchicken:

t3sticles:

sexy-necromancing-bird:

nitewrighter:

randompolls:

Choose a superpower:

Invisibility

Telekinesis

Teleportation

Mind reading

Super strength

Shape-shifting

Flight

Healing

Super speed

Precognition

See Results

Transgender ass website

Furry ass website

mccoalminer:

rumwik:

I just heard a sad little huff so I peered over my tablet and

endmerit:

lugosis:

softwaring:

scatter-brain-at-work:

“I’ve been thinking about” something I’ve thought of for 5 seconds

“it just occurred to me” this has been bugging me for 11 years.

queenwhiskey:

Twitter users will not survive the winter

identitty-dickruption:

yeah? well have you tried being a dyke about it?

kitchenscissors:

verrsus:

skelemunication rule